I’m super excited to join my fabulous friends Jen and Scott in answering
your sexy and sometimes scandalous questions. Between the three of us and
our different life experiences, I’m sure we can help you out with your
problems and predicaments. That, or we’ll totally steer you down the wrong
path and fuck up your life forever. Either way, fun, laughs and many
cocktails will be had along the way.

Before we get the party started, let me tell you a little about myself; I
was a sheltered Daddy’s girl whose life was changed forever one summer when
my family and I went to a resort owned by my father’s friend in the
Catskills. I met an older man who not only taught me how to dance, but also
how to love. Wait - that was the plot of Dirty Dancing.

Well life isn’t a movie but sometimes it can be just as exciting and like Francis ‘Baby’
Houseman, nobody puts me in a corner. But if you’re ever backed into a
corner, whether it be by your boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, friend
with benefits or some skank who’s all up in your grill, hopefully the three
of us will be able to help you out. And remember, if all else fails, tossing
a martini in a bitch’s face is always an option. It looks cool and feels
awesome. Trust.

XOXO
Michele

Hey Friends!

Sexy Time just got a whole lot sexier! I’ve enlisted the help of my very fabulous friends Michele and Scotty in order to answer all of the questions that have been pouring in! We are extremely open-minded since we’ve all had our own fair share of hiccups along the path to Sexy Time.  The plan is we never see the questions in advance, this way we can answer them in the most honest way! Our goal is to get to the bottom of very sticky…sometimes literally…. situations in order to help you pounce your way into positive relationships. We all come from diverse backgrounds, which is why we have such different opinions. Michele has been freshly released into the wild after being married. She is ready to reenter the crazy world of sexy times. Michele is one of the wittiest women I know and I can only imagine the hilarious insight she’s going to have. Scotty offers an awesome male perspective. He has some very interesting views on men since one of his goals is to snag a good one! His luscious curly hair will have you mesmerized and begging for more Scotty goodness. Together we are Team Sexy and we look so forward to chatting with you!

What’s better than cupcakes? Cupcakes in ice-cream cones!!!!
FLUFFY AND SEXY GOODNESS AT THE SAME TIME!!!

How to Attract a Man?
What is His Body Language Really Saying?
Is Bare is the New Hair?
What Does She Really Want From a Man?
How to Keep Her Interested?
Does Size Matter?
When to Talk About Sex? Is the First Date Too Soon?

Sure, at first I was thrilled with the endless articles I can find in magazines and on the Internet offering me “How To” advice but lately I’ve become ridiculously confused! The articles contradict each other at every turn!  It’s information overload! I know they’re supposed to help people but I think they’re actually turning confident folks into bumbling insecure messes. One minute you’re your own individual person with great sense of style, unique interests and intelligence. The next thing you know you’re trying to conform to be this imaginary perfect person in order to snag a mate!

You don’t know how to walk in heels but you find yourself buying 6 inchers because men supposedly find long legs sexy. Or he finds himself jamming toilet paper down his pants in order to enhance the visual size of his package for her delight! Or you just happen to stumble into surgery in order to stack yourself up from a B to a triple D cup! You’re on a first date trying to decide how to point your toes in order to match his body language and wondering who’s supposed to pay for this meal again? But you’re feeling good because you’ve sprayed perfume on the perfect pressure points, whatever that means! He’s skipped the soap altogether because supposedly “au natural” is now the new way to go! You’re trying to remember if it’s appropriate to talk about your ex or sex and he’s wondering if the manicure he got was really a good idea after all. You’re both extremely uncomfortable because your sexy fishnet stockings are bunching and your cotton candy underwear is melting. He’s suddenly realizing he should have waited until AFTER dinner to tie that elastic around his member in order to increase an erection…
It’s amazing how people can even end up together!!

If you decide to take one more piece of advice from now on please let it be mine!!!
After all my experiences, research and conversations with friends I have come to this conclusion… I have so much to learn…. but I am confident in the one thing I do know! People should just KEEP IT REAL!! Do what you feel is right! Act how you feel is the most comfortable; say whatever you think needs to be said. You don’t need to do things in order to impress anyone. You are impressive on your own. By truly being your own awesome self you will attract so many people it will blow your mind! Clear your closet of all the confusion and just KEEP IT FREAKING REAL! Go ahead and bust out the high fives, bring back the robot and don’t EVER second-guess that hula-hoop routine you’ve been practicing for the bedroom!